…I might want to shove my flag up your ass.

… I might want to shove my flag up your ass.

If you care more about the theme and placement of the stick figure family on your back window than you do the speed and placement of your vehicle in the crosswalk …

If you drive a prius and do so carelessly or unsafely,  if you care more about the environment than you do the safety of the children inhabiting the environment …

If you are in a big rush becuase you are late for class and try to make me hurry by revving your engine or scootching your car up in a desperate attempt to make up for long lost minutes …

If you force the flow of traffic to a standstill because you HAVE to drop your kid off at the front door — but then you have to pop the trunk so he can get his band instrument, and back to the back seat for the back pack, then over to your side for his lunch money and a kiss good bye, and watch him walk to the door …

If you are 27 cars back and cant even SEEE WHY traffic is stopped and you lay on your horn as if that’s actually going to DO anything …

If you are 27 cars back (Or 1 car, or anny of the cars), and you cant see why traffic is stopped so you go speeeeeding around everyone in the opposite lane or on the shoulder or even the sidewalk …

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